Schnauzenfreude "The Joy" — Men's Premium Heavyweight Tee

schnauzenfreude (n.) — the joy derived from your dog's complete and utter nonsense.

see also: my entire personality

Set like a dictionary entry, under a schnauzer who is clearly the source of the condition. It's a word that should exist and doesn't, printed on a shirt for people who have been trying to explain this feeling for years and never had the vocabulary.

The blank is the heavyweight one — 6.5 oz. combed ring-spun cotton with real structure to it, so it hangs like a shirt instead of draping like an afterthought. Relaxed fit, side-seamed so it keeps its shape, ribbed lycra collar that survives the wash. Wear it alone or under a jacket. Either way it holds its own.

Fair warning: you will be asked what it means. Every time.

Fabric & construction

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1″ × 1″ (2.5 cm × 2.5 cm) ribbed lycra collar
• Single-needle edgestitch ⅞″ (2 ⅖ cm)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

The print

• Front placement, approx. 11.8 in wide
• One-color design — garment color shows through the schnauzer, so the shirt itself becomes part of the artwork
• Dark ink on light garments, cream ink on dark
• Part of the Schnauzenfreude collection from Everything Schnauzy — Brinnon, WA