Two Fingers, Four Paws

Two fingers is the pour. Four paws is the audience.

Every schnauzer owner knows the routine. You settle in, you pour something worth sitting down for, and within about eleven seconds there is a bearded face on your knee assessing the situation. Not begging. Supervising.

This set is for that. Two etched rocks glasses and two etched glass coasters, all four pieces carrying our Schnauzenfreude schnauzer — the one who looks like he's about to ask what you're having.

The glasses hold just under twelve ounces, which leaves room for a large cube and a proper pour without going to the rim. The coasters are irregular at the edge rather than machine-round, so no two are the same shape, and the textured underside grips the table and bounces light back up through the glass.

All four pieces are laser-etched — cut into the surface rather than printed on it. Soft frosted white against clear glass, catching the light when a piece turns. Nothing to peel, scratch off, or fade after a year in the cabinet.

What's in the set

• 2 whiskey glasses — 11.8 oz / 350 ml, 3.9 in tall
• 2 glass coasters — approx. 4 in, irregular edge
• All four etched with the Schnauzenfreude schnauzer
• Optional felt bottoms on the coasters

Ready to ship

This is a stock design, so it goes out fast. No proofs to approve, no artwork to send, no waiting on a back-and-forth. Order it and it ships.

If you'd rather have a name, a date, or your own dog on the glasses, that's our Sit. Stay. Sip. set instead — same four pieces, engraved to order.

Add felt bottoms

Choose the felt option and we'll apply a pad to the underside of each coaster. Protects finished wood, stops the coaster sliding, and quiets the set on a hard table. Worth it if these are going somewhere nice.

Care

Hand wash and dry all four pieces. The etching is permanent either way, but hand washing keeps the glass clear over the years. If you added felt, keep the coaster undersides dry.

Schnauzenfreude

noun. The particular joy of a schnauzer. Ours, and now yours.